We coulda got a tree...but mama had to get her hair did...
Showing posts with label hair. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hair. Show all posts
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
Facts About Your Body... Did You Know...?
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Top 10 Beauty Tips From Abanna Cheshire
Top 10 Beauty Tips For The Rest Of Us
1. Have a pimple in the middle of your forehead? Tell people you are part unicorn and your magical powers are about to fully manifest.
2. To whiten your teeth... two words: White Out
3. Got dry skin? Stay in water at all times.
4. Need to remove stains from clothes? One word: scissors.
5. Got greasy hair? Tell people you are cultivating a naturally renewable, eco-friendly fuel alternative.
6. Got excess body hair? Braid it. Add beads for a touch of bling.
7. Oily skin? See #5.
8. Got frizzy, dry or brittle hair? Tell people you are the primary supplier for new eco-friendly brillo pad alternative.
9. Over-weight? Tell people that their eyes are formatted to wide screen and you have been formatted for tv.
10. Broken, chipped or brittle fingernails? Tell people that they got that way while you were mangling a fashionista who criticized your appearance.
That's it for now....so go forth and be thyself!
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