Showing posts with label police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label police. Show all posts
Friday, March 26, 2010
Monday, November 16, 2009
DUI Wiscosin Style
Only people from Wisconsin could think of this. From the state
where driving while under the influence is considered a sport, comes
this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in
Ripon, Wisconsin . After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving
the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man
stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer
quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on
five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall
into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left
the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers
on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on
and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the
lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and
then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other
patron's vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he
pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having
waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on
the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and
administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated
no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
police station This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'
'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck. 'Tonight... I'm the
designated decoy.'
where driving while under the influence is considered a sport, comes
this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in
Ripon, Wisconsin . After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving
the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man
stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer
quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on
five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall
into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left
the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers
on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on
and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the
lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and
then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other
patron's vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he
pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having
waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on
the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and
administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated
no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
police station This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'
'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck. 'Tonight... I'm the
designated decoy.'
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
10 Things To Never say To a Cop
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
3. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
4. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
5. I pay your salary!
6. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
8. Officer, I swear to drunk I'm god!!
9. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
10. When the Officer says "Gee Son.... Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
2. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
3. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
4. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
5. I pay your salary!
6. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
8. Officer, I swear to drunk I'm god!!
9. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
10. When the Officer says "Gee Son.... Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
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