Four Great Religious Truths
During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Gay bars, gentlemen's clubs, porn stores, Hooters or the liquor store.
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Sunday, September 12, 2010
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Genuine Baptists
A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said,
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into
the river." With even greater emphasis he said,
"And if I had all the wine in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
"And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,
nearly laughing,
"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365,
"Shall We Gather at the River."
With great emphasis he said,
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into
the river." With even greater emphasis he said,
"And if I had all the wine in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
"And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,
nearly laughing,
"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365,
"Shall We Gather at the River."
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