A VERY Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room
on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly,
he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied
'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!......................
That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. ...............
'Get your own blanket.'

After a moment of silence,
......................
he farted.

The End

The Train

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a

French guy, an American guy, an old Greek lady and an attractive young

blonde Swiss girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the

sound of a kiss and a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red

hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have kissed the blonde in the

dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to kiss me in the

dark, but missed and kissed the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Frenchman thinks: The American must have kissed the blonde in the

dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can kiss

the back of my hand and smack that obnoxious Frenchman again.