Just Plain Funny Pics & Captions Pt. 1

The Man Song - Bob & Tom In The Morning

Ladies and Gentle man the man song!

(He's the man, He's the man)
(Crew Laughs)

I don't take no crap from anyone else but you,
I wear the pants around here when im finished with your laundry,
Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight,
When I say jump you say, "Yeah Right!"
Im the man of this house until you get home

(He's the man, He's the man)

What I say goes around here right out the window,
And I don't want to hear alot of whining so I'll shut up,
The sooner you learn whos boss around here
The sooner you can give me my orders dear,
Cause I'm head huncho around here but its all in my heeeeaaaadddd!!

(He's the man, He's the man)

And I can have sex any time that you want,
Cause I'm a man who has needs but they're not that important,
And don't expect any flowers from me cause if im not mistaken you perfer jewlery,
I'm the king of my castle when your not around,

(He's the man, He's the man)

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want to get in trouble,
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready, to sleep on the couch,
Cause a MAN's gotta do what a MAN's gotta do,
and I'm gonna do what you tell me to,
Because I'm top dog around here but I've been nutered!!

(He's the man, He's the man)

You da man!

Dear Penthouse Lyrics - Tim Bedore

Dear Penthouse

Im a freshman at a Northwestern University
and I never thought something like this would happen to me
When my teacher with the dynamite ass,
asked me to stay after class, and she started to undress
I cant belive the statemenet she made.
"If you drop your pants I'll raise your grade.

Dear Penthouse

I never thought those letters were true untill
I was on a fishing trip and I met a girl named Jill
We had a little too much to drink
I couldnt belive what I was starting to think
So we headed to her tent
Theres nothing like eating out
although the next morning my breath still smelled like trout

Read every issue sence 1974
The first 2 years behind the bathroom door
I poured over every penthouse I could find
Even though my mom said Id go blind....

Dear Penthouse

Im a first class seaman at an overseas navel base
Its been ten long months sence ive seen a womans face
When I saw your recent issue
I took a box of Klennex tissue
and I locked the barraks door.
Thanks to you ive gotten a grip.
Please excuse my jerky penmenship !

Read every issue sence 1974
The first 2 years behind the bathroom door
I poured over every penthouse I could find
Even though my mom said Id go blind....