What you are about to read is an actualy conversation that I had with co-worker. Upon rereading it, I came to the conclusion that any semblance of sanity that a person may have is sucked up of them upon entering the wonderful world of office cubicles... which are simply padded cells with no doors. The follow is just a sample of the lunacy that ensues when confined to theses odd cells for prolonged periods of time. NOTE: The names have been changed to protect the insane.
HER: i'm over here talking to myself
ME: i do that ALL the time.
ME: so it means that you are now as crazy as I am.
HER: right, exactly
ME: welcome to the club my dear. with full membership you get full access to insane notions, sarcastic reflex responses to others and really neat pencil cup.
HER: i'm proud to be a member
ME: we'll get you your membership card and teach you the secret handshake at the next meeting.
HER: dork, lol
ME: that's it. you're out of the club.
ME: return your pencil cup right NOW!!!!
HER: FINE BY ME!!!
ME: I have x-ray specs...i can see right through you.
HER: yeah...well...i got nothin'
ME: yeah, now. but you could have had it all, but oh-no! you had to go and get all mean and snotty.
HER: i do what i want
ME: WELL MISS SMARTY-PANTS, NOW YOU CAN DO IT WITHOUT A PENCIL CUP!!!!! SO THERE!! PBBBLLLTTTHHHH!!!
HER: i don't even use pencils
ME: YOU STILL NEED THE CUP YOU FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!
HER: no really i don't
ME: Except for that part where you really DO!!
HER: except for that part where........i don't give a shit about the pencil cup!!!!!
ME: yes you do. so shut up.
HER: no you shut up
ME: no you shut up.
HER: no no after you
HER: jerks first
ME: you....times infinity!
HER: i suddenly feel 12 again, it's amazing
ME: well, not to go all junior high on you, but you started it.
HER: you need to "coin" that phrase
HER: fo reals
ME has changed her status message to “HER needs a guidance counselor.”
ME: (snicker snicker)......
ME: giggle giggle.......
ME: hee hee hee hee....
ME: ha ha ha hahahahahahahahah...
HER: that's a whole lot o' laughs lady.
ME: AND THEY ARE AT YOUR EXPENSE...WHICH MAKES THEM EVEN BETTER.
HER: kiss mah arse
ME: present it....if you can get it thru the cubicle entry that is...
HER: oh no you didn't
ME: no...i didn't...except for that part where i did.
HER: re re (retard)
ME: damn skippy! and PROUD of it!!! Now give me back my helmet...i gotta get to school and the short bus will be here any second.
HER: hahaha, that's awesome...
HER: i just saw your status message....turd face
ME: LOL!!!! that's why i was laughing so hard.
HER: ok hyena
ME: you're the retard who took over 10 minutes to notice it.
HER: fair enough
ME: if i change your name, can i use this conversation in my blog?
HER: absolutely, haha