Dubbya and The Kids

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war.
> After his talk he offers question time.
> One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
> "Billy."
> "And what is your question, Billy?"
> "I have 3 questions.
>
> First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
> Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
> And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? "
>
> Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that
> they will continue after recess.
> When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right ---
> question time. Who has a question?"
> Another little boy puts up his hand.
> George points him out and asks him what his name is.
> "Steve"
> "And what is your question, Steve?"
>
> "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support
> of the UN?
> Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
> Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
> Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
> And fifth, what the heck happened to Billy?"