> The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and
>she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your
>body goes first?"
> Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you
>think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you
>hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands
> "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
> Little Johnny raised his hand and said, I think it is your legs. Johnny,
>why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny said, "Well, I
>walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs
>straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!" If Dad
>hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
> The nun fainted.