Four Little Animals = Total Happiness

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals."

The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?"

The little girl said "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for all of it".

The Teacher Fainted