Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a
French guy, an American guy, an old Greek lady and an attractive young
blonde Swiss girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a kiss and a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red
hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have kissed the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to kiss me in the
dark, but missed and kissed the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Frenchman thinks: The American must have kissed the blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can kiss
the back of my hand and smack that obnoxious Frenchman again.