Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Viagra Ad Slogans - Very Funny!


I recently was forwarded an email containing the following... and this sparked my vaguely yet eternally warped imagination and I was compelled to add some of my own (my additions are in red). Enjoy...and if you have any to add, by all means, drop them into the comments!

> The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!
>
> The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a
> spontaneous staff
> meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week.
> (This is one pretty
> sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who
> understood the benefits
> of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the
> meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising
> slogans.
>
> The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans,
> originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight
> variations were acceptable.
>
> About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and
> created a Top 10 list. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of
> the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:
>
> 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
>
> 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
>
> 8. Viagra, like a rock!
>
> 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
> overnight.
>
> 6 Viagra, Be all that you can be.
>
> 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
>
> 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
>
> 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
>
> 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
>
> And the unanimous number one slogan:
>
> 1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.

The following are the ones I came up with...

Viagra - You've got the gusto now!

Viagra - when you care enough to give your VERY best.

Viagra - Just do it.

Viagra - So simple a caveman could do it.

Viagra: Don't leave home without it.

Viagra: Reach out and touch someone.

Viagra- When you've got it, flaunt it.

Viagra: A little pill will do ya.

Viagra: Sometimes you feel like a nut.

Viagra: Mmm mmm good!

Put a tiger in your tank.

Viagra - The capitalist's tool.

Viagra: We answer to a higher authority.

Viagra: Because you're worth it.

Betcha can't eat just one.

Good to the last drop.

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

Viagra: For everywhere you want to be.

Here's the beef!



NOTE: If anyone knows of the original author of this, let me know and I will be happy to give credit!

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