A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
- James Dent
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
- Steven Wright
On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.
- Erma Bombeck
If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.
- Bern Williams
Don't grow up too quickly, lest you forget how much you love the beach.
- Michelle Held
Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.
- Sam Keen
It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.
- Walter Winchell