A REAL Survivor Series Moms Will LOVE

The next survivor series Jun 20, '04 12:49 AM
by kim for everyone

Sorry for the arrows. I got this in an email but HAD to post it here. Guy's read only if you think you can handle it.


THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
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> >> Six married men will be dropped
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> >> on an island with
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> >> 1 car and
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> >> 4 kids each,
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> >> for 6 weeks.
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> >> Each kid plays two sports
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> >> and either takes
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> >> music or dance classes.
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> >> ****
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> >> There is no access to fast food.
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> >> ****
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> >> Each man must take care of his 4 kids,
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> >> keep his assigned house clean,
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> >> correct all homework,
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> >> complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
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> >> ****
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> >> The men only have access to television
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> >> when the kids are asleep and
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> >> all chores are done.
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> >> there is only one TV between them
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> >> and there is
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> >> NO REMOTE.
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> >> *****
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> >> The men must shave their legs,
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> >> wear makeup daily,
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> >> which they must apply themselves,
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> >> either while driving or
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> >> while making four lunches.
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> >> *****
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> >> They must attend weekly PTA meetings;
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> >> clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;
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> >> make an Indian hut model with
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> >> six toothpicks,
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> >> a tortilla
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> >> and one marker;
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> >> and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
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> >> *****
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> >> The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
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> >> *****
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> >> The last man wins...
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> >> only if...
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> >> he has enough energy to be intimate
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> >> with his spouse at a moment's notice.
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> >> *****
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> >> If the last man does win, he can play the game
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> >> over and over again
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> >> for the next 18-25 years...
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> >> eventually earning the right to be called
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> >> *****************
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> >> ***"Mother."***
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> >> *****************