This short and very funny. I am not the originator of this, nor do I know who is.
HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and
slowly the driver gets out of the car. . and you know how you
just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . He was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, then which one are you?'
.. . . and that's when the fight started .