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Erik J is a 21 year old Swedish Photographer...and his work is BRILLIANT

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THIS IS PRICELESS!!!! Cancel your credit card before you die.......... (Hilarious!) Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on

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If the following is real or not, I don't care... it's funny. AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for

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Part of rebuilding New Orleans caused residents often to be challenged with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years.. With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been passed along through generations of family, sometimes making it quite difficult to establish ownership. Here's a great letter an attorney wrote to the FHA on behalf

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A senior citizen from the Villages drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership in Ocala. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, lights flashing and siren blaring

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Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very

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Four Great Religious Truths During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people. 2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Gay bars,

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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.

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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.....

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A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING. THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED. HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 15-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY. FOR THOSE THAT DON'T, IT IS A TRUE STORY. The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your

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null Death Star Canteen - watch more funny videos Thanks to http://www.funnyordie.com/

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1st woman: Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the

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Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul , Afghanistan , several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to, and are happy to, maintain

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My fellow Oklahomans... I am starting a campaign to get Eddie Izzard to come to Oklahoma. Help me get him here and pass it on!! Read my article on examiner.com. Don't forget to subscribe and get a notice whenever there is news in the world of comedy. I've got OKC covered! View all Oklahoma City events on Eventful

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My Daily Workout Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do it daily, but my body doesn't want me to do to much, so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise. You are invited to use my program without charge. 01) Beating around the bush 02) Jumping to conclusions 03) Climbing the walls 04) Swallowing my pride 05) Passing

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What would you do?......you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fund raising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its

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Video: Doritos Slap   Benzer: doritos, slap, commercial, advert

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Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my Husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Christo, who identified

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A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."

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Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions >> to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply >> alternative meanings for common words. >> >> The winners are: >> >> 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. >> >> 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. >> >> 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever

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Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to

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You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while

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The economy is so bad that: I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" CEO's are now playing miniature golf. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

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One winter morning during breakfast a husband and wife were in listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We

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Summer's almost here in Illinois ... we can now see the deer moving around. Yep, won't be long now ...    

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Recently, in a large city in Australia , a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said, "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?" A middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym: To Whom It May Concern, Whales are always surrounded

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Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves","Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.And labor conditions at the North Pole,were alleged by the union, to stifle the soul.Four reindeer had vanished without much propriety,released to the wilds, by the Humane Society.And equal

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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates."In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said."You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.The second

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If Santa answered his mail honestly...----------Dear SantaI wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv bena gud boy allyeer.Yer Frend,BiLLyDear Billy,Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. Howabout I send you a fucking book so you can learn to read andwrite? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At leastHE can spell!Santa----------Dear Santa,I have been a good

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We know of the song of the 12 days of Christmas. Below is the other side of the story that everyone likes so much, from the recipients point of view. As Paul Harvey would say.... and now, the rest of the story...My dearest darling John:Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a realPartridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure.Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me

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'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!I've busted my ass for damn near a year.Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.Rudolph got drunk and

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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house Tiger Woods he came flying, chased by his spouse. She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry, Because a bimbo’s phone number she found on his blackberry. He’d been cheating on poor little Elin, And as each day went by another whore came out squealing. He’d been on Holly, on Jaimee, on Rachel, on Cori, On Joselyn, and Kalika, TMZ

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SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Kings Disoriented Are. DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas. NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me) MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and and Office and Town ...or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense! PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me. PERSONALITY

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Twas The Night Before Christmas(as if written by a technical writer for a firm that does US government contracting)'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as Mus musculus. Hosiery

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A Christmas Poem by Paul Gilmartin Eggnog, tinsel, falling snow Buttered rum and mistletoe Christmas trees and hanging lights The sound of carolers fills the night Shopping hours long and hard Visa phones and cancels card Unpaid bills and mounting debts Family gathers; depressions sets Drinking starts, harsh words are said Dysfunction rears its yuletide head Argument turns to shovin' Drunken

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One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When

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ChrisnukahContinuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Chanukah will merge. An industry source said that the deal had been in the works for about 1300 years. While details were not available at press time, it is believed that the overhead cost of having twelve days of Christmas and eight days of Chanukah was

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Company Memo FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 1, 2009 RE: Gala Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd , starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing

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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"HUSBAND: "Of course I do."WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."WIFE: "You would?" (with a

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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies 1 cup of water1 tsp baking soda1 cup of sugar1 tsp salt1 cup or brown sugar4 large eggs1 cup nuts2 cups of dried fruit1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butterin a large fluffy bowl.

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We coulda got a tree...but mama had to get her hair did...

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By Bobby GaylorJust when you think you know meAnd I give you credit for being on the ballChristmas rolls around, I open your giftAnd I see, you don't know me at allSo if you don't listen to anything elseThat I say all year longPay close attention to thisBecause it's my real holiday wish…STOP GIVING ME USELESS CRAP FOR CHRISTMAS!(Chorus)Stop giving me crap for ChristmasUseless crapStop giving me

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Children Writing About the Ocean...1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne, age 7)4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any

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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.There is a great need for a sarcasm font.How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.The only time I look forward to a red light is when Im trying to finish a text.Was learning cursive really necessary?I

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Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING..........Here is a recipe I thought you would like for the holidays Ingredients:1 whole turkey1 large lemon, cut into halvessalt and pepper to tastebutter or olive oil, whichever you preferHeat oven to 350 degreesRub butter or oil over the skin of the turkey until it is completely coated. Sprinkle with salt and pepper and any other seasonings you prefer.Take a knife and gently

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I make no claim to the following. It’s a poem by comedian Paul Gilmartin. I heard it again on the Bob and Tom show recently and it cracked me up, so I thought I’d share it with you. If you enjoy it, check out the Bob and Tom site or Paul Gilmartin’s site for more humor just like it… “Last call,” announced the barkeepand then their eyes did meet.Betty the Bearded Ladyand Tom the Four-inch

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Little Tony was 7 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?' She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sex, darling.'Little Tony said, '

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Monty Python - Germany VS Greece - These bloopers are hilarious

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Original "Socks For Turtles post: CLICK HERE I am proud to say that our cause is gaining ground (so to speak). black socks with a red ruffle...do you see how proudly and boldly our beloved turtle friend steps out into the world with his newfound confidence!?!SCORE ONE FOR THE FASHION UPRISING!!!! That's one small pair of socks for turtles, one giant footie for the animal kingdom!!!!

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Look at the house on the left...and then appreciate the house on the right...

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Only people from Wisconsin could think of this. From the statewhere driving while under the influence is considered a sport, comesthis true story. Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar inRipon, Wisconsin . After last call, the officer noticed a man leavingthe bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The manstumbled around the parking lot for a few

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via videosift.com

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A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?"

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How I learned to mind my own business...I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....Somebody poked me in the eye with a stick! Then they all started shouting ’14.....14....14'...

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10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask! 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you

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The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween Handouts1. Spinach flavored Rice Cakes.2. Teeth removing Taffy3. Metamucil in a straw4. Ex-Lax Brownies5. Caramel Covered Zucchini6. Colored Crisco on a Stick7. Hot steaming bowl of pumpkin guts8.Chocolate Covered Prunes9. A Handful of Red Man10. Anything that ticks!

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SPIKE.COM: Check out the premier online destination for Men! | | SPIKE.com

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During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach Good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, How would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you

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Horses get shoes, but cows don't. Why? What is it about horses that make them worthy but not the noble moo-cow? That's right, I said NOBLE, and I meant it!!! They quietly go about their day, munching on grass, and chilling out, not doing much to anyone. They supply us with milk, making magnificent foods possible, like cheese, yogurt, and ice cream. They supply us with meat... GREAT meat. Steaks

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1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you4. WARNING: Consumption

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The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.1. It's an incentive to show up.2. It reduces stress.3. It leads to more honest communications.4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.6. Employees tell management what

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If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy! Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft . Wayne

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Below, you'll find some "lessons" about Halloween, ghosts, and spooks that you'll only learn from the movie theater! 17. When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never* check to see if it's really dead.16. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as

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Symptoms of the BIRD FLU... The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield

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Stewie's Sexy Party | Music Videos | SPIKE.com

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PG PORN: High Poon | Girls | SPIKE.com

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Katt Williams - Weed's Not a Drug | Viral/Other | SPIKE.com

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If you didn't get an economic stimulus payment in 2008, you may be eligible to receive the recovery rebate credit in 2009. Just in case you get a check......This is a very exciting program. I'll explain it using the Q and A format:Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.Q. Where will the government get this money?A. From

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A man and a woman were sitting beside eachOther in the first class section of an airplane.The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gentlyWiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.The man went back to his reading. A fewMinutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose,Then shuddered violently once more.Assuming that the woman might have a cold,The man was

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A preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation --- no one wanted him to leave.Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city, stands up and proclaims, ... 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'The

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All of these are good, but the last one is just priceless!1. Don't change horses...........until they stop running. 2. Strike while the............................bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before..............Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of ....................termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but........................how? 6. Don't bite the hand

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1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim

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Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law

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Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since the nun was on the way

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In the year 2009, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in theUnited States, and said: Once again, the earth has become wicked, and I see theend of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing alongwith a few good humans.He gave Noah the blueprints, saying: You have 6 months to build the Arkbefore I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.Six months

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Click the picture to read the entire sign...it's worth it kids...I promise.

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The Best of Late Night..."A political group is urging Dick Cheney to run for president in 2012. It's a political group known as the Democrats." --Conan O'Brien"Hey, you know who's back in town? Eliot Spitzer. Former governor of New York Eliot Spitzer is back in town, and he's going to run for governor again. He says he wants to spend less time with his family." --David Letterman "As of today,

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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)2. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!3. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.4. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?5. I pay your salary!6. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!7. I was trying to keep up

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As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, a lovely looking woman became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only

A. Trinity cheshirehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02717871295840161826noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5272631062741146240.post-75720282210885424692009-09-27T12:26:00.000-05:002009-09-27T12:26:00.167-05:00

A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates."Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks."Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers."On a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of macho bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.So I approached the largest and most heavily

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